Ok I really do not know anything about sports. And if I think I do it's probably all wrong so this is exactly why I want to write about it. Maybe it'll give a sports fan out there a laugh or two. Let me just say this, so far my favorite sport to watch is horse racing. All games should last no longer than 2 minutes and the players involved should have crazy names like Imawildandcrazyguy and Dominican...oh, wait. That's 75% of the MLB players. The good ones anyway.