Here's an impromptu round-up to get you through the day:*Ellen and Portia are finally tying the knot this weekend!
*Argh! My student loan bill shot up unexpectedly so I think it's time Sallie and I had a little chat.
*But! This month's Con Ed bill is 20 bucks cheaper than last month's. I guess it pays to have three heat strokes per night. Hooray!
*Newsflash!! Crocs still suck. Who knew?? (Me, that's who.)
*Who's checking out the Olympics? I haven't seen a single game, but I keep reading about the scandals (underage players, racist Spanish teams...you know, the usual.)
*The Onion still makes me laugh:
'Cosmopolitan' Institute Completes Decades-Long Study On How To Please Your Man